Yeah, it was perfect until the end. Apparently women are super attracted to me until the sleeping with part.
saw him outside... he got fatter, i got blonder. the winner is obvious.
I saw a seagull swallow a hot-dog whole today, it reminded me of you.
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
Playing a game in life called "how far can I make a man travel for a booty call"
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
Apparently while trying to get up from vomiting in the toilet I grabbed the seat cover for leverage and smashed my own head between it and the bowl. I don't remember this.
there is no excuse for drinking mascato in your room alone while listening to one-hit wonders from the 90s
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
Today's hangover is probably top 3 of all time. Just threw up in an envelope. I'm on the ferry and didn't want to get out to puke over the side because I thought I might fall in the river.
Seriously considering modifying my computer case so it can dispense wine. I need to make a bunch of changes and reorganize it's guts anyway....
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
Was it a bad idea to have spent all of my tax return on coke?
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