Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
Never eat 3 McGriddles and drink a carton of milk. It's like you're successfully killing self but you're alive.
I'm a terrible person. There are two guys speaking sign language on the metro platform and at first I thought they were drunk and doing a silly dance.
i think at one point throughout the night i began eating birthday cake with a q-tip.
im proctoring the SATs right now and im still drunk from last night. i really wanna tell these kids that this fucking test doest mean shit and they will just be constantly drunk once in college.
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
Who the fuck did i sell my right shoe to last night i need to get that back im not walking with one shoe on
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
he just fucked me for my cheese.
The bride is so wasted, she fell into her cake.I wanna be on her level
I literally forgot every French word I knew and blurted out “mange moi” so he went down on me like I was some baguette fresh outta the oven!!!! I passed out.
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