my mkouth tastes houw teh zoo smelllls
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
She gave me a foot massage with her tongue. I think we're both scarred for life.
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
You insisted on take shots off of plates.
there seems to be a considerable amount of hair missing from my left hand. i may have lit it on fire again
Good news. Isn't krabs. Bad news. Not sure what it is. Worse news. Encouraged not to fuck till known. Great news getting laid tonight
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
Fuck my life, there's a fry in my vagina.
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
I'm batshit crazy. I don't know how you guys keep forgetting that
Desperate times call for desperate measures. But he promised me no small talk so that was nice
you kept shouting 'jesus penis' when i was on the phone with 911
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
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