what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
tonight i'm making a christmas tree shaped shot pyramid
Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
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Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
Me and my vagina aren't speaking at the moment.
I'm sorry. But when a stripper driving a Bentley tells me I have potential..... I gotta at least listen to her proposal. God did not mean for me to waste these tits on law school.
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
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I woke up at 3am, my head in a toilet, still at the kegger, wearing a random cowboy hat.
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
He walked in on me banging his sister and said "you're both old enough to make you own decisions. Carry on"
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
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