I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
just got cropdusted by the delivery guy...this was not in my job description.
dude, it should not be this hard to find a bottomless mimosa on a friday morning
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
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I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
theres a wall by my room thats like, a prime fucking wall. before i move out SOMEBODY is gonna fuck me on that wall, goddamnit.
he told me he didn't know whether he was gonna puke, pass out, or cum. i don't know if i should be flattered or offended.
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
I just found out that order of 30 Beefy 5-Layers last weekend has achieved legendary status among the Taco Bell employees. Is there a Stoner Achievement for that?
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I don't know. She kept pirouetting across the kitchen while making dinner. I just sat there stoned.
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
He just walked in the house and decided to wake everyone up by yelling "I SHIT MYSELF!" We all thought he was joking....we were all wrong.
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
He asked me how many starwars references he could make before i no longer find him attractive.
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