make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
Apparently unused tampons can also double as things to bite down on during public sex to prevent screaming...
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
Can you have a quarter life crisis another time? I'm trying to masterbate.
He dared you to draw a map of the USA on your wall in mustard. You drew something that vaguely resembled a velociraptor eating Oklahoma, got embarrassed because you forgot how to spell America, then hid out in the coat closet until everybody left.
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