If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
When else am I ever going to have a chance to do lines with T-Pain?
Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
these girls were driving down the road screaming "SHOT!!" out the windows and pelting potatoes at passerby.
i got hit in the ear.
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
I believe in your delicious
if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
Ya know what's the worst? Being drunk and wanting to show someone a picture of your goddaughter but not wanting to open the pictures on your phone because the first one is of someone's dick..
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
Randomize
