Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
I just spilled my beer all over my laptop.. this is what i get for actually trying to do homework
Awww. A guy on the train just took his coat off so his girlfriend could throw up into it. Who says chivalry is dead?
FYI the landlord called, said we need to clean the puke off the side of the house...was someone on the roof lastnight??
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
you covered his dog in toothpaste. safe to say hes not gonna call you.
do you really not remember him getting up at like 4am with a leaf blower running through the house and telling people to "WAKE THE FUCK UPPP"
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
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