she woke up with a sticky ear
My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
i woke up to her playing with my penis. just wiggling it around and around. awkward night? i would say so.
You were in my dream and you got the lyrics to lollipop tattooed on your chest. Don't get it, it wasnt that cool.
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
Is it tacky to frame a negative pregnancy test?
Coffee's working. Just killed a fly with my bare hands.\nFuck with me.
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
excused from jury duty. THAT hungover...
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