my elementary bus driver served me drinks last night. He hooked me up
ugly people sure do ruin things
Just gave advice in krystal burger while holding and pointing with a corona to a 3 year old, told her to enjoy her stroller time while it lasts. The mom pushed her away fast.
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
you told the cab driver to stop being such a pussy because he wouldn't let you shotgun a beer in the backseat
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
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I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
The bar would not accept my money. I have reached God status here
How did you end up breaking into that laundromat at 3am? I saw the snapchat but like..... How?
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
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