butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
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I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
My boyfriend just sent me flowers. I am now crying at the fact i fucked my fat neighbor. God please help me.
Housekeeping just called to see if we were okay bc they came in the room earlier and we didn't move.
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
How about this: I support you through your miserable marriage, and you support me through all my anonymous sex?
My cardio is walking around the office looking for free food.
i may or may not have bought a plane ticket for a russian cam girl to fly here. also, can you spot me $300 on rent?
Remember, I smoked so you wouldn't have to. I'm like the Jesus of Marijuana.
What's the blow job-backrub exchange rate these days? I've got some killer stress knots
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