This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
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Side note: I think I fell asleep holding a cereal box
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
Meanwhile I'm working a fucking flute workshop and I'm one high c away from shoving a flute up the asshole of the next passerby
The bartender has no bra and is giving out free shots. Call mom I'm getting married.
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
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I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
Sorry my friend with benefits tried to run you over with his car
your mom was just petting me...I am strangely comfortable with it
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
If I could tell my younger self three things it would be: 1. Smoke a lot more weed 2. Have a lot more sex 3. Own a good set of pots and pans
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