My brain says no but my pants say off.
well you can't waste a boner
I've never been 12-exclamation-point-excited for sex. That must have been good.
Just mindlessly walked into the mens bathroom. My vagina has now become its own independent being, looking for penises. I'm just along for the ride.
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
My spanish isn't great but I'm pretty sure he was calling me a "little monkey" while I was blowing him
I'm glad I booty called you last night. It was nice to see you and talk, in between all the sex...
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
Please don't place wagers on my sex life unless you are giving me a cut. With my current sluttiness I feel like I deserve 40% for how much money you'll make
I woke up still drunk to a beautiful tattooed columbian man making me pancakes. How's your memorial day?
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
Not to play devil's advocate, but, considering how our species has evolved so far... I'm kinda rooting for the sun on the whole heat death thing.
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
Randomize
