I wanna passion pit in your ass
id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
woke up naked, gf gone. There is a cup of change in the fridge, a bird in the bathroom, and odie is drawn on my ceiling. I live in a non sequitur
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
This is probably the only time in my life I'm going to be able to say I'm going to the hospital too smoke weed and play Mario kart.
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
So I definitely tried to pay a cab with baseball tickets last night
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
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