someone get that fucking seahorse.
i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
Seriously just heard: "we need some good ass wine. how bout this swa-vig-non blank"
hahahaha. Oh virginia: where the south begins
His foreplay reminded me too much of breastfeeding.
yeah he couldn't walk in a straight line and started throwing up and told the cop he just has an astigmatism
Please know that I fully expect you to help me steal a bed if I have a bad breakup.
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
Just got home. Taking a quick shower. I smell like sex and chorizo. Dont ask.
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
It's 7am. I'm sitting on the curb in last nights clothes with a nose bleed and no idea how to get home. Low moment I feel.
Where do you think black out memories go?
Into the dark abysmal abyss of the deepest, darkest part of your mind. It's obviously the bodies natural defense to protect you from witnessing the shit you do while actually blacked out.
Randomize
