Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
i just woke up at 8pm naked in my bed, with a fresh haircut. I wonder what barber i went to.
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like having to pee in a condom for my cousin so that he can pass a drug test.
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
Dude he's your dog he doesn't love me more than you. I'm just like that cool uncle that takes him to burger king and to see girls.
No, I got those cupcakes fair and square. That homeless man should have known not to underestimate the determination of a stoned chem student.
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
I have a new philosophy. Fuck wearing bras, it's summertime.
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
She told me I should be proud of my dick pics, then told me she was in love with me, then I dropped her off at her boyfriend's. I was a new kind of failure tonight.
You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home
He lasted less than 30 sec. in bed and then sent me a friend request on LinkedIn. Wtf.
I guess I’m only into threesomes at Halloween, because I just woke up next to “Marilyn Monroe” and “Joe DiMaggio” in their condo
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