Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
It was like watching Stephen Hawking try to swim.
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
I just remembered that last night I ate nachos off of someone else's table with a stranger
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
Oh my god I found my bf's erotica
OH MY GOD HE WROTE THIS EROTICA.
OH MY GOD THIS IS GOOD EROTICA.
my god I love twenty year old dicks
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like running into your ex boyfriend at the liquor store at 3 in the afternoon.
all i remember is walking home without my pants on... when i woke up i was sleeping in between my parents in their bed, no more whiskey wednesdays
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