What would you have done with a 40 foot neon parrot anyway?
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
Mom said you looked used
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
I will not remember tonight for the most part. This text will be evidence. You can and probably will use this against me.
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
Getting robbed by hookers is def a right of passage in a mans life
They were supposed to legalize it when there was a chance someone might actually propose to me. I'm appealing this bullshit.
You know you're good at multi-tasking if you can get a lap dance from someone while simultaneously eating a burrito.
When I met you, I was just like "who the fuck is this drunk chick throwing up on my bed?" But I'm glad we're friends now
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