absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
oh no, im for sure still drunk. i wana eat evrything in the fancy feast commercial... everything
disregard all texts ive sent you minus taco motherfucking bell
I created a new solo drinking game. You need a handle, a laptop, and a shitty internet connection. Start watching the fort video in the que, play the snake while the videos constantly load, and take a drink everytime you fuck up. There was a video of a an asain female Justin beiber impersonator full screen when I woke up.
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
Woke up shivering behind the titty bar, With the worst leg cramps. I'm like a poster boy for responsibility.
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
I'm literally naked with a whole pizza in my lap sitting in my chair.
Randomize
