Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I don't usually arrange sex via text message
She got kicked off the plane and spent the last four hours in a holding cell with the feds.
but she's really nice
Everything about him screamed your future.
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
She didn't know my name but she knew I was Canadian so she just called me Canada. It sounded like the national anthem when we were fucking.
He told me his mother taught him that move. What the hell do I say to that?
"thanks for the sex" was written in lipstick on my bathroom mirror. i'm officially done with random hook ups.
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
she kept asking for a lobster dinner while she was crying. it was actually the most reasonable drunk chick request i've ever heard.
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
My drunk ass is being chauffeured around like the damn queen of England
We were drunk at 3am with no food. I sent him to the lobby with ninety cents for like a bag of chips and I swear on my life he came back with a meatball sub
...did you ask him where he got a meatball sub at 3:00am?
He just kept mumbling something about being a hunter/gatherer
Oh AND he got us two bags of chips.
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
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