U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together
Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
They need to add a relationship status option on fb that says "having the baby of..."
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If they made snuggies with a sleeve for my morning wood, id consider buying one...
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
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Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
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