i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
There are 3 guys sitting in the elevator in lawn chairs wearing sunglasses and holding beers. the hallway rugs are stuffed in a trash can. i've never been so glad to be sober.
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
Alas, very true. I'll sell some of my eggs and give you like 10%
And with my 90% I'll get a scooter with a sidecar. And a pony. Also with sidecar.
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
Our first crop came in on the day that they added Hercules to Netflix Instant, I think it's the universe telling us that it approves of us growing shrooms in our guest room.
You ruined the universe
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
I flushed a potato down the toilet so now we have to live in a hotel.
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