fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
Im starting to realize why people dont masturbate while driving
I feel like I got hit by a truck made out of Jack Daniels.
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pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
My horoscope told me I'm getting laid tonight. Please don't make the stars be liars
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
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I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
That falls under the "unwelcome penises" category. Also that's definitely a sentence I never thought I would say
Just tried to do a line with a snorkel I cut off... that is how my Aruba trip is going!
I'm still here... I feel so bad wearing your mom's cardigan at a strip club 🙈
Just a reminder- you dropped broccoli in my car and then felt bad for it and named him Henry
I know. I miss henry.
You’re like one of those doomsday preppers, but for your vagina
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