I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
I wish you would just come have sex with me in ihop. I don't want to be here
That's why I don't chug things. Because when I was a freshman in college tequila came out my nose.
I just need to repress my desire to share my impressive chugging abilities with the world and I won't black out so much
He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
I'm gonna hire strippers dressed like the founding fathers.
On a scale from 1 to the worst weekend of my life, that was an 11. I can see again, though.
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
I left my Bacardi and dignity in your freezer. Will come get it later.
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