You stole her cigarette screaming that you were going to stop the air cancer from getting everyone.
at least i was looking out for everybody
Just found out I slapped a vegan in the face with meat last night.
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Want to go swimsuit shopping? First one who cries buys ice cream.
My life is literally the worst. I was just laughing so hard at how hot they looked feeding each other the brownies and then I was like DON'T CRY
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
Im crying watching 9/11 footage eating spray can cheese in my pajamas.
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