Dude, my boy c***** and I hooked up with Asian sisters last night in the same room
Then I put on blue by Eiffel 65 and security showed up and yelled at us for being too loud. Also, they stopped fucking because no one can fuck to eiffel 65
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
I swear god or herbie drove my car home
I just used an app to identify a song that was playing in the background of a porno. May god bless your soul steve jobs.
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Why is it only times like these when I'm scrubbing the cum stains off my futon before my family gets here that I seriously begin to question my life choices?
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
how do you play pong handcuffed?
Just figured out my hair is long enough to tie my wrists together. . .get over here NOW!
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Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
I swear to the sweet baby jesus I didn't fill your freezer with salsa and my little pony toys, but I didn't stop them either.
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
Stopping for a booty call on the way to a lunch date... Bad form?
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
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