I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
Why is half of me covered in green stuff that won't come off?
You stripper-danced on a light pole in the quad. It had fresh paint on it.
He left an unopened 12 pack of beer by my bed. I guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex..
She hadn't heard about the oil spill. She gave dumb blondes a whole new standard to aim for. I did her anyway...but that isn't the point.
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
Drinking ketchup directly out of the bottle does not make it tomato juice.
Did i tell you my idea for my life plan? Not the one that involves stripping.
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
By the end of the first quarter he was so hammered he was pouring beer into the crockpot with the miniature hot dogs and BBQ sauce saying he loved the supper bowl and he loves taking mini weinies to the face
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
And then the night went full on bisexual.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
I suppose writing him up is more professional than keying his car.
You ever fart so hard it made you cum a little? A "friend of mine" wanted to know.
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