There's a girl here with sideburns. I gave her your number, you can thank me later.
first time Ive ever had to stop sex to go pass out in the kitchen floor...
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
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I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
So on a scale from 1-10 how gross is it that I used mortuary makeup on my own face?
Whoever roofied me last night owes me a new pair of white jeans
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
Not sure if your roommate speaks German while sleeping, or if she woke up, figured out we were fucking, and used German to swear at us.
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
After we finish having sex, he smokes an honest to God pipe. It's like fucking a big, sexy Sherlock Holmes...
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