Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
I have been drinking at the bar so long today that I literally just found a spiderweb from my leg to the bar.
I have pictures of you taking tequila shots off the front of the police car when the cop wasn't looking.
i'm about to tell me dad "sorry staying in isnt an option. i'm fucking a marine tonight."
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
i know i should keep better track of the things that i put in your vagina but i've put so many things in there it's hard to keep track
I woke up in an apt hallway this morning and a nice lady brought me coffee cause she thought I was homeless
For the record, rock bottom is where you start crying during porn because your ex used to slap your ass like that.. Continue on with your day now.
Is it bad form to spend company money and place an ad in the paper because I wanna nail the sales girl?
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
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