The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
I though she ruined it by crying, then I realized it wasn’t a tear, it was my great aim. It turned out to be beautiful.
Last night I dreamed I was having gay sex in prison. That's the last time we go to theme night at the club.
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
No worries. It'll grow back. I mean, hey, my eyebrows grew back after he shaved them off. So it's all good.
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
You're just jealous because you lost me and I ended up at another party licking Marshmallow Fluff bikinis off of lesbians.
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
Just try not to burn your pubes off with sparklers this year.
No promises
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
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