Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
Just talked to the girl you brought home from the bar last night while she was looking for her panties. She said to tell you "nice try".
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
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Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
Clearly that person doesn't understand how efficient getting drunk and working out at the same time is.
Trimming my pubes at 1 AM, drunk, listening to Stevie Ray Vaughn. What has become of me.
Jesus christ stop updating me about every aspect of your life.
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It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
He sent me a blank text message. That's a booty call waiting to happen
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
Ended up at the strip club, got told I should be a dancer 4 times, got free tacos and my hot TA slide in the dms. How was your night?
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
They are in the bedroom next door. We might have a threesome idk. Jesus take the wheel.
GO. DO.
I am Jesus and I am taking the wheel.
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