that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
he was so high, he talked to my goldfish for an hour telling him the dangers of overfeeding.
I jerked off enough times today to safely commit to the fact that im not getting laid tonight
Yeah, but there's no serving sizes for dick.
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Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
Is singing the Indiana Jones theme while I put on the condom off limits?
I'm not the one who can lose their erection, so it's fair game
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
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Any residual attraction has just been ruthlessly murdered by that mustache.
You 2012 self promised me that you would do LSD with me, and it's 2015 now. So.
Plus, I'm basically a doctor, so what could go wrong.
The NSA quit spying on phones. I'm sending you SO MANY dick pics.
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
Randomize