Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
I was 10 minutes late leaving for lunch today because I couldn't lose a boner. It is impossible to tuck it when your shirt is tucked in...gotta quit facebook stalking hot chicks at work
We are like the golden girls with less cheesecake and more drugs.
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
They just both started mumbling "i cant go home like this" "it's all over my face" "do you have extra pants?"
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
It's like I opened a door and behind it lay mythical creatures sprinklin fairy dust upon the land leading me to a pot of gold. And that gold is some delicious cock.
So I may have to sleep with a cougar to get a slightly used, yet free microwave. I'm going in
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
...and now I welcome the sweet embrace of death.
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
I just sent a Slack that autocorrected tomorrow to gonorrhoea. Please note that Slack autocorrect isn’t very good.
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