there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
He passed out on the patio with nothing on but his boxers. So we put our beer caps on him. Yeah he woke up with a polka dot sunburn.
I drunk madeout with my mom last night. it's guna be an awkward breakfast.
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
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I swear, he has the body awareness of an acid-tripping quadriplegic.
Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
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I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
I accidently sent a dick pic to the group chat with her family. Right after they all said it was a pleasure having me for dinner. Wana drink with me?
We need to step in, this can't continue. The guy she went home with last night looked exactly like Count Olaf, right down to the unibrow.
Which version tho, Jim Carrey or Neil Patrick Harris?
THAT DOESN'T FUCKING MATTER, YOU DON'T FUCK COUNT OLAF!!!
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
Dude, running 15 min late.
Let's play a game, you pay for all the drinks I can finish before you get here. Go.
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