And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
There was a punch bowl full of straight vodka. Glass bowl, ladle, vodka, and no punch at all. It was something of a rough night
im gonna make a bucket list just so i can cross off "underwater blowjob"
Post-shopping-cart-scooter-jousting victory fuck?
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
Did you seriously just hashtag my sex life as #yolo2013?
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
You've hit rock bottom, swam around the ocean floor, and brought back silverware from the titanic.
I swear to God...this day is one great big who's who in the land of fucked uppedness.
I just got a handjob in the back of an Uber while a large German dude and a Midwestern fuck-boi sang along in falsetto to the Bohemian Rhapsody.
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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