pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
high people should be assigned attendants
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
i feel like verizon should give a sexter of the month award
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
I have the starring role in a literal shit show.
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He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
I can't tell if my roommate is crying or having sex and the fact that there's anime in the background is only making this more confusing
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
Twas still the Saturday before Christmas \nAnd it’s still fucking snowing\nAnd Steve wished he slowed down \nOn all the fucking drinking
skipped tacos for a blowjob. No tacos. No blowjob. More importantly...no tacos. Wtf?
In a few weeks I'll be a beautiful butterfly and me and my cat will have to repopulate the earth. WE WILL REBUILD!!
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