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All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
I caught him with his head in the spinach bag this morning. He was laughing demonically saying, "i love spinach, yes I do."
I wouldn't blow him for all the queso in the world.
I'd rather blow that homeless guy who asked me to breast feed him.
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
It's gotten so bad I typed my will out on my phone in case it's over.
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My most recent midlife crisis involved eating a doughnut in 30 seconds but taking 5 minutes to do half a shot of whiskey, then deciding I wasn't going to finish it.
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
What was the name of that sleazy asshole I'm not allowed to sleep with?
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
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