Herpes is a lot like Arnold Schwartzenneger. Because it always comes back. Also, because it is usually in some way in control of California.
can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
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I fake pass out to avoid hookups sometimes. Last night I fake slept on my bathroom floor for like 2 hours before the guy left.
Puking on the side of the road and legitimately just got a head nod and thumbs up from an 80 year old man on a Segway... What the fuck?
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
I haven't been hungover in so long I'm actually looking forward to it
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He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
You know it's a good night when the word slut is imprinted on your ass and your hands smell like lube.
Secrets from the porn industry: liTERALLY SHOVE A SEA SPONGE UP YOUR VAGINA GO ON DO IT
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
I'm texting you know although you won't get this until you wake up. the only reason you are strapped to your bed is because you were trying to fly out your window.
At Target. Everyone is stocking up on food and flashlights for this storm. I stocked up on beer. Dont judge me, it was on sale...
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