I just made out with a guy for $7.
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
I had a dream that I had 21 friend requests. it was the best day
vicodin is the reason why I believe in magic
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
I can feel the alcohol in my calves
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
I was trying to get everyone to go to the bar but I puked on my hands, so nobody took me seriously.
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
Listen, yo... we need to have a serious conversation about this Dollar Store toilet paper. Because if I’m going to finger someone’s ass, it’s not going to be my own.
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