So I went out tonight...met a guy who slightly resembled my dad,huge creeper, he asked me to "hang out" so I gave him my moms number since he was more her type:)
Found my new morning breakfast spot. Hospital cafeteria. Nobody asks questions, they just assume shit went downnn
Oh I forgot to tell you one of the little boys in my preschool class was wearing a Hooters tank top today.
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
You do realize that we got a stripper to do the YMCA for us on the main stage... Right?
She called him at 5 AM so that he'd be ready for her birthday breakfast and drinks at 6. This is why people don't need to wait until their 21st to have their first drink.
It's like refusing a bong hit from michael phelps... You just can't do it
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
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