wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
He had the Transformers symbol tattooed to his chest. We had to do it doggy style so I could laugh into my pillow instead of his face.
Currently bar hopping with 30 Navy SEALS. I know i'm safe but damn its hard to pick up chicks when you feel like a big pussy.
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
Just looked at my outgoing calls. Seems I had a 7 minute convo with my 10th grade english teacher at 2:56 am Saturday...
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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