I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
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Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
porn star boner night. come get it.
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
1st rule of birth control pills: do not stop taking birth control pills. 2nd rule of birth control pills: do NOT STOP taking birth control pills.
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If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
I just saw an ad for "fair trade quinoa vodka". Fuck this world and everyone in it.
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
He's hot, clean, can actually cook, and best of all isn't a narcissistic prick. I found a unicorn.
Ride that fucker.
I swear my vagina needs to be taken away from me when I drink.
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