A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
Just tried on my bathing suit for the first time this year. Had to drink a beer to numb the pain.
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
she's a kindergarten teacher now. The teacher desks are the perfect height for fucking. I'm delaying the break up a few weeks.
apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
I'll always remember 2012 as the year I hooked up with countless girls who had the sides of their heads shaved.
He awkwardly handed me plan b on Pickens Street... it was like a sketchy drug deal.
Well if you don't want to be kicked out before last call don't I would suggest stop drinking whiskey and don't call the giant bouncer with the neck tattoo "princess"
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
I dont know who to turn my two weeks notice into so I'm just going to get hammered at work and see who fires me.
I'm just happy stripping was the reason you fractured your hand
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