nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
I don't know what kind of drugs you were on last night but you kept trying to highlight my face because you said I was important
I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
Some guy just yelled at me from his car "CLIIIIIIIIIITT"... I feel like this has something to do with last night....
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
The bad news is that I stole all your drugs. The good news is that ITS KICKING IN!
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
He asked me what I wanted for Christmas. I told him an orgasm would be nice.
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
Was picked up in the middle of a bar full of people...apparently I'm not tall enough to reach for drunken makeouts. I'm proud of myself.
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