It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
He asked me if I could call his penis destroyer... Uhh SOS.
i love that feeling when you wake up and have no idea how you got back to your dorm or why you have mac and cheese on your cheeks and eyelashes in your mouth
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
Things I want for my birthday 1. a Chipotle grade tortilla steamer 2. a new liver
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
But I got head on a boat yesterday which was sweet until a bald eagle flew over. Then it became life affirming.
We fired a shoe out of a medieval cannon. I know not where we got either one.
I definitely don't have enough experience with hookers to be in this group text anymore.
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
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