He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
My dealer, who also happens to be a male stripper, just invited me to watch him perform tonight. Boundaries buddy, boundaries.
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
I'm crying, drinking alone and applying for jobs tonight. I figure the alcohol will lower my job standards.
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
HOW THE FUCK IS IT POSSIBLE THAT THE JUNIOR HIGH STUDENT IS BETTER AT BEING AN ADULT THAN I AM!?!?
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
In my defense, the second lapdance I gave was because of a dare.
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