btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
I gotta figure out which 7 tampons in the box contains the drugs
It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
Haha he's lucky I don't kick him back into the land of the majestic handjobs
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
I'm like, not good at living.
Honestly it was like 3 AM and I only agreed to go to the strip club because I wanted chicken tenders
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
He started me on Celexa. I think I feel like Bjork. Is that normal?
Like... my feet feel like little octopuses, and they want to swim to the next room.
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
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