I'm just sayin u wanted to sleep after ur paper. I can make u sleep
this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
I love seeing you outside of a bar. It's like seeing a dog walk on its hind legs
they found her hiding behind the couch trying to feed a cabbage patch doll a bottle of tequila. please tell me she's on birth control.
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
I just invented spray cheese vodka. tastes real nasty but does the trick.
She's popping painkillers like they're tic tacs and singing the soundtrack to dreamgirls. It's you're turn to babysit her.
My feelings are currently in a sea of vodka and "I don't give a shit"
Aren't they always?
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
Will exercising make me less horny?
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