strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
Lesson learned. Whipped cream will eat through a condom.
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He gets a blow job; I get my oil changed free of charge. And that way I only see him every 2500 miles.
He stumbled into my room, flopped on my bed, shoes on my pillow and asked me for a juice box. Then fell asleep with the juice box on his forehead.
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
Why put me through the conflicting battle of being happy for your vagina but sad for my vagina for no reason ahole
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How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
Just do what I do and listen to your vagina. She’ll growl when she smells good dick