3 deer just ran past us on the street. At least I get to see some tail tonight
i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
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just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
We are magical, pot smoking, smart as hell, single as fuck, woodland dolphins.
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
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I am his drunk Jesus. I will love him from afar because he's my little lamb
And tan into my neighbor in the elevator. She was going to the gym. I was covered in mascara and dog hair eating a hash brown
Jesus I should have learned from my first marriage not to get married again
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
woke up to find a case of beer in the oven and a random puppy in the house...guess i had a party last night?
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
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