Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
You're not pinnochio. Lying isn't going to make it bigger.
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
someone left their shoes, a resume, and a pizza in the shower... i am actually speechless
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
You're a five foot adderall and caffeine fueled ball of sexual frustration and suppressed rage. It's only a matter of time before you snap. We're taking bets on when.
Dude, my ex girlfriend showed up, bought me a tequila shot, made out with me and then disappeared into the night. Then her current girlfriend saw, so she came over and slapped me and then I made out with her too
This was before halftime
I RUINED A LESBIAN RELATIONSHIP BEFORE HALFTIME
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
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