Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
no one should ever give us hovercrafts
If I should ask "why am I still single?" could someone please remind me of shooting mike and ikes out of my nose at the bartender last Saturday. many thanks
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
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Well it's 2pm. Time for another game of "Who, What, Where". The game where you try to guess who this girl is, what happened last night, and where'd your shit go. I'm going for 1/3 today.
That's better than I've done so far.
So this 40 year old woman was trying to bring me into the bathroom to blow me and the bartender called the cops on her because she was showing her tits. Only in asbury.
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
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We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
Sitting in my kitchen at 3am, craving dick and eating peanut butter instead. I'm not sure how I feel about being 27.
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
I just walked out of the side door of the bar to come in the front door so no one would know I've been here drinking before our work meeting.
I think this Canadian beach volleyball player might be my soulmate. We could check each other's shoulders for melanoma.
Sorry I bailed on you yesterday. I was propositioned.
And you don't turn down margaritas and oral.
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