I don't even know how sober sex starts anymore
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
You grinded on me in Jimmy johns to a madonna song.
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
I immediately knew he was tripping, he came over with a grocery bag of snow balls and a bike helmet on and asked if I was prepared to die for my country.
You were carrying a 6 ft lamp that we stole on your back yelling "OHANA MEANS FAMILY AND FAMILY MEANS NOBODY GETS LEFT BEHIND"
IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON
The time stamp on this text message is reason enough alone to not leave me unsupervised
He's gonna fuck me, then his girlfriend is going to come over and fuck me in front of him. And they're smoking me out. Happy birthday to ME
Got my client divorced finally. He was even awarded the cat ashes. Yep I went to law school for this.
sober me needs to have more faith in drunk me.
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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