I don't get calzones all look the same but taste so different
we're out of white wine, toilet paper and windex... too hard to explain via text
17 year olds will be the death of me.
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
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he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
If you wanna be a real wingman, create some insecurity and comment on that pic of all the hot girls with "Id do every girl in this pic.. except the fat one".
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
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Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
considering I just took 3 shots of fireball I don't think I'm coming back tonight. also the hulk just walked in crushing beer cans on his forehead
I'm drunk still and I cried and now I'm watching Whitney Houston singing the national anthem and I'm crying more
Verdict: uncircumcised.
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